There is more to a website than just flashy presentation.
But if you must have a "coming soon" page, do it with some style.

I have a bunch of really nice stuff lined up for this site,
but procrastination is a bitch.

By the way, all code written by nympholept. Learn from it.
I can't stop you from stealing it, but you suck if you do.

I log data, I guarantee nothing, I take no blame for anything.